Please help me collect the most important sentence in art theory in various languages. Thank you.

Before I forget:
You're just jealous.
Du bist ja nur neidig.

"How to service your inkjet printer"

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(It's German - but the point comes across)

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... waste 4 hours of your completely irrelevant life: Get yourself a new screen! That's what I did! Took me TWO hours to get that piece of shit running (driver issues - it's the A and FUCK OFF of Windows) and then another two hours for caliBRATing. Nice.

Oh, before I forget: I hate computers - regardless whether they are called PC or Mac. They are shit AND they waste your time. Do you know the REAL virus we ALL suffer from? YES? No, it's not AIDS - it's the computers. They drive us nuts, they even kill us - without us knowing. It's just a matter of time THEY manage to get us off that planet... not some chimp virus! And hell, we for sure are to blame as we created them. Meant to fail - that's what makes them human.

RANTING TIME. YAY.

Just felt like sharing my absolutely gripping afternoon activities.

Thanks for reading.

In the face of recent happenings, I took my time to read some quotes from international newspapers on the happenings in Amstetten, Austria. I suppose most already know what happened so I'm not going into details. What astounds me is the fact that some papers consider this case as something "Austrian". Something that seems to be deeply "rooted in the Austrian society" and that it's in a way "the way things work".

Seriously, what fucking idiots are working for those newspapers? I'm mainly corresponding to an Italian newspaper here but fucking hell, do they think that this is not happening this very moment in bella Italia? It's the proof of incredible ignorance and irresponsibility which seems to be a general phenomena of contemporary journalism - make it wide, deep, ugly, messy... you name it - it sells. Best news are bad news - I love bad news.

Anyways.

Felt like sharing my deep thoughts.

Hello ladies and gentlemen!

I'm wondering if there is anyone out there interested in buying a Nikon D70. I replaced the camera with a newer one and came to realize that I don't use it anymore. However, I still have the original packaging, guarentee cards, manual and yadda yadda.

On ebay, they sell for about 200-300 Euros (which is funny because I bought the body for EUR 1100 in summer 2004) - please note me if you're interested (pictures and any kind of questions).

Thanks a lot and have a nice Sunday,

Bernhard